Uhmmm
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i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
(via m00n5h4d0w)
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(via laughingstation)
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(via laughingstation)
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this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
(via laughingstation)
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(via faazybear)
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I am in so much fucking pain right now, I feel so helpless…
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(via theyellowbrickroad)
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t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: knowing what i know now
t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: i would go back in time
t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: and i would kill John D. Rockefeller
Knetza: YOU CANT NIGGER
t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: and then do everything he di9d
Knetza: you would fuck everything up
Knetza: and hitler would nuke the world
Knetza: and ducks would take over space
Knetza: so no
Knetza: i forbid you
Knetza: from fucking
t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: but ducks are cute
Knetza: with the timeline
Knetza: FUCK DUCKS
t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: ew
t̸̶̵̺̠͍̩͇̎́̾͑ͮ̾́͐ͫo͉̱̘̱̥͗͒̓̈́ͪ̚͡l: I mean, they’re not THAT cute
Knetza: they have no business in sapce
Knetza: fuck your couch -
(via we-are-comedians)
